Hulk Hogan’s private funeral took place August 5, 2025, at Indian Rocks Baptist Church in Largo, Florida, with an invite-only list that brought together decades of wrestling royalty.
Vince McMahon, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Sting, Lex Luger, Eric Bischoff, Kevin Nash, Jimmy Hart, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Ted DiBiase, Dean Malenko, Paul Wight, and Brutus Beefcake were among those who came to say goodbye. Even Kid Rock, Bam Margera, and Theo Von showed up, with subtle nods to Hogan’s signature yellow.
But now, Kevin Nash is giving fans an unforgettable behind-the-scenes story from the day — and it happened hours after the service while he was trying to get home in the rain. Speaking on his Kliq This podcast, Nash recalled driving for hours before getting close to his neighborhood and deciding to pull into a usual secluded spot to relieve himself.
“I’m turning, I’m looking around… I undo my seat belt as I’m getting ready to coast into the parking lot. I coast into the parking lot. Now I have completely like taken the pinch off because I’m standing up in the rain and I’m just going to let it go. I spin around, open my door, right in front of me is a Daytona Beach Shores SUV police and I’m like, ‘Oh, f*.’”*
The cop’s unexpected presence forced Nash to abort mid-move.
“As soon as I stand up and turn around, it’s released. I’m looking right at the cops. I haven’t even touched my zipper. So now I’m going to jail for indecent exposure. So now I sit back in my car and I back up thinking if I go up two blocks there’s that little short street…”
Still holding it in, he tried to make it to another spot — but lost the battle in spectacular fashion.
“At this point I can feel like I’m starting to get a squirt of piss. I’m in my car, I grab the t-shirt that I had on earlier and cram it over my [junk] and the next thing you know, man, that thing feels like a water balloon in my hand. I mean, I just have complete bladder emptiness right there. So now for the next mile and a half to my crib, I’m basically just bathing in my piss.”
On the way home, Nash decided to give his wife a warning call.
“I’m telling Tamara this story… I said, ‘Hey baby, can you do me a favor?’ She goes, ‘What?’ I said, ‘You’re not going to believe this… I just pissed in my car. I absolutely unloaded my bladder in my front seat, in my suit, in my underwear — and there’s so much piss my ass cheeks are wet because they’re sitting in this piss.’”
When he pulled in, she was already in cleanup mode.
“As I’m pulling up, the garage doors are already on their way up. She’s got paper towels and some Lysol. I said, ‘Could you shut the garage door please?’”
The surreal end to Nash’s day shows that even for wrestling legends, life after an emotional farewell can take an unexpected (and messy) turn.
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